Your crash course for all the best sex positions out there
It's easy to feel overwhelmed with the overabundance of sex positions out there. You have your go-to classics like missionary and doggy, and then roughly 30,000 spin-offs of each of those. How do you keep track of them all? Which hand goes where? Are you supposed to be facing each other or turned around? Is your head *really* supposed to be down there? (Yes.)
So you never have to resort to repeating the same old in and out every night, here are about a million ways to shake it up... in graphic detail. Consider it a crash course in all the best sex positions with an emphasis on your enjoyment.
Shower Sex Positions
Water Work It
head? Take that sucker off the wall and use it to stimulate your clit while you go down on him on your knees. All the steaminess, none of the awkward water-in-eye blinking or water-isn't-lube disappointment.
Wet 'n' Wild
Think of this one more as foreplay than full-on penetration, which is probs not the best idea when your junk is submerged. You can grab his shoulders or the side of the tub for leverage while you ride him, rubbing your clit against his body. Plus, he can play with your soaped up boobs. Then you have sex outside the tub where no one is going to splash soapy water in your eye. A win-win!
The Bent-Over Bather
Since traction and balance have never been more important than when you're trying to get it on in a slippery tub, it's totally understandable if you want to table those crazier, leg-up-by-your-face, all-your-body-weight-on-one-toe positions and stick to both feet on the ground. This position lets you grab onto something sturdy while your guy enters you from behind into a standing doggy-style.
Doggy Style Variations
The Booty Pop
In a rush? Naked? Horny? You're in luck. Strip down naked and bend over a couch/side of the bed/stool/laundry hamper/whatever, and flash your butt to your dude because why the hell not. Brace yourself as he takes you from behind and don’t forget to look back every so often to admire the curve of your own back.
Give a Dog a Bone
Always wanted to try out spanking but never really been sure how to organically do it? Try this entry-level posish for optimal control. Get on your hands and knees on a bed or a couch — he's standing. Make sure you discuss limits and safe-words prior to diving in, so you can focus on the pain/pleasure dynamic while you’re in the moment. If you wanna get really into character, you can also incorporate some begging while the spanking is going on.
Don't Think You're Ready for This Jelly]
t’s called 'jelly' because of all the lube you need for anal sex, haha get it? No but seriously, you will need a lot. For anal newbies and veterans alike, this spooning position is great because it allows you the space to relax and ease into it. Plus, no eye-contact! Feel free to make as many weird faces as you want.
Boob-centric Positions
The Golden Globes
It's easy to feel overwhelmed with the overabundance of sex positions out there. You have your go-to classics like missionary and doggy, and then roughly 30,000 spin-offs of each of those. How do you keep track of them all? Which hand goes where? Are you supposed to be facing each other or turned around? Is your head *really* supposed to be down there? (Yes.)
So you never have to resort to repeating the same old in and out every night, here are about a million ways to shake it up... in graphic detail. Consider it a crash course in all the best sex positions with an emphasis on your enjoyment.
Shower Sex Positions
Water Work It
head? Take that sucker off the wall and use it to stimulate your clit while you go down on him on your knees. All the steaminess, none of the awkward water-in-eye blinking or water-isn't-lube disappointment.
Wet 'n' Wild
Think of this one more as foreplay than full-on penetration, which is probs not the best idea when your junk is submerged. You can grab his shoulders or the side of the tub for leverage while you ride him, rubbing your clit against his body. Plus, he can play with your soaped up boobs. Then you have sex outside the tub where no one is going to splash soapy water in your eye. A win-win!
The Bent-Over Bather
Since traction and balance have never been more important than when you're trying to get it on in a slippery tub, it's totally understandable if you want to table those crazier, leg-up-by-your-face, all-your-body-weight-on-one-toe positions and stick to both feet on the ground. This position lets you grab onto something sturdy while your guy enters you from behind into a standing doggy-style.
Doggy Style Variations
The Booty Pop
In a rush? Naked? Horny? You're in luck. Strip down naked and bend over a couch/side of the bed/stool/laundry hamper/whatever, and flash your butt to your dude because why the hell not. Brace yourself as he takes you from behind and don’t forget to look back every so often to admire the curve of your own back.
Give a Dog a Bone
Always wanted to try out spanking but never really been sure how to organically do it? Try this entry-level posish for optimal control. Get on your hands and knees on a bed or a couch — he's standing. Make sure you discuss limits and safe-words prior to diving in, so you can focus on the pain/pleasure dynamic while you’re in the moment. If you wanna get really into character, you can also incorporate some begging while the spanking is going on.
Don't Think You're Ready for This Jelly]
t’s called 'jelly' because of all the lube you need for anal sex, haha get it? No but seriously, you will need a lot. For anal newbies and veterans alike, this spooning position is great because it allows you the space to relax and ease into it. Plus, no eye-contact! Feel free to make as many weird faces as you want.
Boob-centric Positions
The Golden Globes
Do your best Instagram influencer plank and go stiff as a board on top of your partner, squeezing your knees and thighs together to wiggle against them (the added friction is great for clitoral stimulation.) Dangle your boobs over their mouth and see if they can stand the torture.
The Ta-Ta Tease
Ah, ye old classic Titty Fuck of yore. So much more than schoolyard myth, this version lets you have a hand free so that it'll actually do something for you too. While seated on a couch or elsewhere with your back up (and with copious amounts of lube, because chafing is REAL), have your dude rub himself in between your valley of the shadow of death while you touch yourself. It’s like seeing a Broadway show in a small theatre — every seat has a good view!
Breast Friends
Have your guy sit on a chair and straddle him so he can give your boobs the up-close-and-personal attention they so deserve. Sitting in this position gives him the perfect access to lick or suck on your breasts, while you take control of the rhythm of night and bounce to your heart’s desire on his D. Should you have enough breast in the chest to do it, try joining him in on the action and licking yourself too.
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